I'm pretty excited to be hosting former Australian Prime Minister John Howard here on February 2 at the Four Seasons. http://www.fraserinstitute.org/newsandevents/events/6185.aspx
As always, hosting someone requires the right balance of protocol with enough humour to make things interesting. I'm thinking of using this opening line:
A friend of mine recently moved to Australia for work and had an interesting experience trying to enter the country. At the customs desk she was asked for all of the usual paperwork, including passport, visa, and travel documents. The clerk then asked her about her criminal record.
"Criminal record?" she asked. "I didn't think you still needed one to get in here!"
Hardy har har : )
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